What are some funny quotes in Tagalog?

What are some funny quotes in Tagalog?

Funny Tagalog Quotes. Some of these Tagalog quotes lose their funniness after being translated into English because the puns are very specific to the language. Ang pag-ibig ay parang ketsap. Matamis pero maraming nakikisawsaw . Love is like catsup. Sweet, but a lot of people want to co-dip. – joke spoken by Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago (1945-2016)

What is the Tagalog word for Love?

Remember that the word for love in Tagalog is “mahal” and phrases involving the word ”love” will quite often include this word. Don’t be surprised if from time to time you hear Filipinos lapse into speaking Taglish. Taglish is Tagalog spoken with English.

What is the Tagalog word for beautiful?

Beautiful in Tagalog. The word “sila” means “they, ” while “maganda” mean “beautiful” and “ay” means “is / are” since there is no plural for is/are in Tagalog.

What are some funny quotes?

Arthur C. Clarke. A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.

Daniel J. Boorstin. Everyone with telekinetic powers,raise my hand. All the things I really like to do are either immoral,illegal or fattening.

Laurence J. Peter. Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind,it doesn’t matter.

W. C. Fields.

What are some funny jokes?

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Today at the bank,an old lady asked me to help check her balance.

My boss told me to have a good day..

I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger.

What did one plate whisper to the other plate?

Why did the old man fall in the well?

What is phrase in Tagalog?

A useful Tagalog phrase is the phrase “hindi ko maintindihan” which in English means “I don’t understand.” Another phrase that can be used to express that are not joking is the phrase “hindi ako nagbibiro” which let’s the person know that you are serious.

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